Ewww.

It has to be uncomfortable knowing that you've been willingly swallowing feces all this time.  

It has to be embarrassing looking at that Romney Ryan bumper sticker and wondering if you can get it off or if you'll have to sell the Hummer.

It has to be humiliating cruising along, smugly parading around your big victory prize, only to find out you were looking at the wrong scoreboard and you were actually getting your asses kicked all long.

I hate to rub it in, but I don't.  Fox News was WRONG.

I hate to rub it in, but I don't.  Fox News LIED AND YOU BELIEVED IT.

I hate to rub it in, but actually I don't.

Here's the problem with conservatives.  You can skip the opinions of the people who lied to you.  I've got no reason to pump you full of shit.  You've already swallowed enough and it costs me nothing to say it straight.  Embarrassed?  Humiliated?  Turn off your propaganda for once.  Stop buying the bullshit.

You get mocked, you get called names, you get downvoted, you get your ass kicked in elections and it is not because you are "conservatives."  It is because of the bullshit.  Over and over and over and over again, what aggravates me most about right-wing conservatism and the Grand Old Party of the modern era is the bullshit.  The never ending stream of stinking bullshit.

And there's a black and white display of where the bullshit is.  Right there frozen in time the night of November 6th.  The bullshit was sitting there in front of the camera on Fox News, breathtakingly full of itself, breezily insisting that yea, tonight was the night the bullshit was going to win.

You know that look people get when they're just too full of themselves, and you are just waiting for them to hit a snag, or drive into a tree they're not looking out for?  Well, that was the look Fox News had on their stupid, arrogant, lying faces Tuesday night.  That was the snag -- the HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED that they are never, ever supposed to show in front of the camera, but could not avoid showing on the night of the election.   That was the "oh, we are wrong again" look, you don't ever see it because most of the time Fox doesn't have to walk their bullshit back.

That's what pisses off people the most about conservatives, guys.  The bullshit.  The bullshit.  The never-ending, arrogant bullshit.

And I for one am never, ever going to let go of the bullshit fail of Election Night.  The proof, cold, hard, and insurmountable, that Fox News is full of bullshit and is filling their viewers' ears with bullshit, and that they weren't just doing it this election cycle but they've always been doing it and always will be.  They are not journalists.  They are not reporters.  They are not trustworthy.  They are not news.

Conservatives buying the bullshit Fox News is selling get zero credibility from me.  I won't accept a right-winger shoveling that crap anymore ever at all.  I will never stop reminding y'all how spectacularly wrong you've been proven to be.

My problem isn't the conservatism.  There's plenty of real conservative thought in the Democratic party, if you remember that "conservative" means "safe," and "sober," and "sensible."  

What I hate, what I despise, what I demonize, is the bullshit.

It's got to go.